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[转载]警察也崩溃

January 20th, 2005

一名警察要一位超速行驶的男士把车停到路边，之后开始了下面的问话调查：

警察：我能看一下你的驾驶执照吗？ 司机：我没有驾照，因为第五次酒后开车，我的驾照被吊销了。 警察：我可以看看你车子的牌照吗？ 司机：这不是我的车，是我偷人家的。 Read the rest of this entry »

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[转载]Who is the leader of China

January 20th, 2005

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office(美国总统办公室). George Bush(乔治·布什) and Condolezza Rice(国家安全顾问康多里扎·赖斯).
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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